Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.