Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.