Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.