Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
The latter represents people that win.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
He wrote sheet music.
He flew off the Handel
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
You're about to meet da-feet!