What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.