What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.