How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!