Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea