What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.