What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election