Use zodiac signs
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It saves so much time.
Neither can achieve an election
A Ted Bruz
Credit to
Ted Cruz
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
The Devil has standards.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
You don't speak English fourchette!
Nothing, she was too disabled to speak
Cancer.
Cancer
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Shaking Bad.
Because it was turned on!
He joins AARP
Nothing.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
He was too super fish oil.
All their supporters are home with sick kids
America.