What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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To get to the other side.

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A farmer

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Life eventually ends.

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Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Ell if I know!

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When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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In-ya-window

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An unfunny joke

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What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

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a pianist

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo