What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.