What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.