What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!