What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf