What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.