How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"