How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."