How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!