What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What's so good about living in Switzerland?

Not sure but the flag's a big plus.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

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What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!