What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!