Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.