Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.