What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.