He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Look a squirrel!
You pay them under the table )
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Well-hung.