He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Remodve
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
People miss Harambe
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
Well-hung.