Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)