Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune