Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.