How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write