What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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He desperately needed Apu.

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Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain