Thank you, Karma gain
They want to catch the last goal-post !
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
Ridley Scott. Thank you.
He touched a lot of people.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Reddit Old
A predditor. EDIT:
They came in like a wrecking ball.
No gain no pain.
He desperately needed Apu.
They log in.