What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

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Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain