Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.