Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."