Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.