Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!