How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.