Oh no, my ice cracked!
A wrecking ball
Because he blue cheese...
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because they crack under pressure.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
They heard there was water at the end
Igloos it back together.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Fig u're skating
Because icing is not allowed.
