A Klondike.
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Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Because it was too cold out tide.
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Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Inuit-endo
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
An iglooser
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
He's a web developer.
A bookworm !
His nose is wet.
Bobbing for french fries.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Paddy O'Furniture
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
Klondykes
A Klondyke bar.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
