A Klondike.
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Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Because it was too cold out tide.
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Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Inuit-endo
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
An iglooser
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Polaroids.
They use a sea lion.
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
Klondike Bars
What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.
A homeboyeur.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Bubble and squeak !
Jesus in a submarine.
They keep falling through his hands.
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
The sausages.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!