Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.