Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.