Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!