Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cr...

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

Jack O Jokes More Jack O Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts