Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.