Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!