Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
To contact those on the other side.
None of your f**king business.
Dodged-a-Rango
Moshed potatoes.
A carrot !
It made him shy!
Lawsuits.
A law-suit
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
He had to wait in a Q!
