Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes