What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May