What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.