Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Put it under the soap.
They were calm and collected.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
They're both annoying and want your money.
A: Question marks.
