How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.