What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.