How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.