How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!