Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.