Beyonc Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Fiance Jokes More Fiance Jokes

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

Jay Z Beyonce Jokes More Jay Z Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.