How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.