How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.