What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind