Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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They cantaloupe

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Marxman Jokes More Marxman Jokes

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.