Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....