How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.