How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook