Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
A once in a lifetime opportunity.
Shoot the people pushing it.
A phoney friend!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because there's more birds in it.
A baby with a punctured lung
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
A: When it's french fried.
Racism has many faces
She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
He's really good at swatting.
A lardvark!
An unidentified frying object.
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Smack her.
