Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
BB-L8
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
A plain bagel.
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
By the egg on its face.
The SWAT team
A Blunt force
A lardvark!
Your mum
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Smack her.
