How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March