How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

American Jokes More American Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Imperial Jokes More Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Imperial March Jokes More Imperial March Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March