What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.