How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.