What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

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A woman in her place...

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.