What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi