What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.