What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana