Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.