Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

the fam copter

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.