What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)