What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket