What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.